"?Ex-Premier League striker John Hartson, who once plundered goals for Arsenal, West Ham, Wimbledon and Coventry, as well as Celtic north of the border, has admitted that he rarely bothers with underpants and goes 'commando' most of the time.
When you're watching him on Match of the Day, he's probably not wearing pants.
Think about that next time he's talking about why this marking wasn't up to scratch or what that forward should have done differently. Total free-balling.
Asked what type of pants he prefers in a light-hearted section on "?talkSPORT, John dropped the bomb," I don't wear pants that often".
"Erm, I wear them to bed, I wear boxer shorts to bed. But, in general, I don't wear pants."
The questions came, as you would expect.
"So when you're doing your TV punditry work, when people are watching, they know now that you are commando under that suit..."
"Yep, no pants. They get in the way, don't they?"
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